Two Feather Plugs has recently been abducted. Yes the entire company was abducted and taken to where they are hiding. We now know all the good secrets, but will only share the secrets that help ensure the longevity of the prime leader.
They want you to wear their cool new plugs and tunnels. They insist that you wear these cool new plugs and tunnels. You do not have a choice, but to wear their cool new plugs and tunnels. You will purchase their cool new plugs and tunnels.
What are these alien plugs? There are now new plugs that show the lifestyle of the most intelligent beings in the universe. You are directed to wear these alien plugs to show your loyalty to these intelligent beings.
The Alien plugs have a crazy resemblance of who we met. Bob was our favorite Alien. He was the nicest host and said he wished he could where these alien plugs, but couldn't because he does not have ears to stretch. They also gave us a pair of plugs in the shape of their head. They said they did not want to waste material using a round plug. They were much more direct with this alien shaped (teardrop shaped) plug.
Below are the New Alien Plugs
Bob the Alien Stainless Steel Plugs (Pair)
Black Alien Teardrop Tunnels (Pair)
Iridescent Alien Tunnel - Screw on (Pair)
Did you know Bigfoot is an alien. Well we didn't either until we met him along with Bob the alien. Now we know better. He gave us a handful (he has big hands) of plugs to show off what he looks like. These Bigfoot Tunnels are the best representation of what Bigfoot really looks like. We asked him to take a photo of him to show what he looks like, but as everyone knows Bigfoot hates getting his picture taken. So you have to just have to believe us that he looks like these plugs.
Below are some of the other Alien plugs we received from our new friends.
Blue Alien Tunnel - Screw on (Pair)
Alien Stainless Steel Danglers (Pair)
Seer Alien Stainless Steel Plugs (Pair)
You are directed to buy all these alien plugs
Our primary objective is to sell you these alien plugs. If you do not buy these plugs for your stretched ears our planet might blow up. So it is up to you to save our planet. They really are nice Alien beings, but please do not piss off Bob or his friends. Especially the Bigfoot. I mean he is really big. Here are some more plugs to buy.